May 2013
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jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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got drunk tonight. texted that guy. things seem like theyre going okay.
my suitemates and i bonded a lot and it’s like WOW WE’RE GRADUATING. IT’S HAPPENING.
I asked all of the gay male students in the room to raise their hand if in the...
– Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via plightofthepretty)
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The Commencement Address
fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just...
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i'm going out in a bit to a bar.
getting drunk the night before graduation might be on my agenda.
i’ll see how it goes.
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I graduate tomorrow!!!!
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
dontcrosscross:
Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
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